Limerick

With remorse, said a nun down in Flannery,
To a well preserved man at the tannery,
"I've taken my vow,
So I can't use it now -
Let's pickle it down at the cannery!"

(Alternate version)

Said a practical novice named Flannery,
To an amorous man at the cannery,
"I'll soon take my vow,
So I can't use it now,
But let's have it preserved at the tannery!"

--Shawna, Greg and Marla