With remorse, said a nun down in Flannery,
To a well preserved man at the tannery,
"I've taken my vow,
So I can't use it now -
Let's pickle it down at the cannery!"
(Alternate version)
Said a practical novice named Flannery,
To an amorous man at the cannery,
"I'll soon take my vow,
So I can't use it now,
But let's have it preserved at the tannery!"
--Shawna, Greg and Marla
Tuesday, June 23, 2009
Sunday, April 26, 2009
Thursdays are for toilet paper
The following Haiku were written during the period of time that my 16 year old daughter was dating a boy who worked at the grocery store.
Stealthily mother
Creeps out from the hygiene aisle
On boyfriend's day off
What if he suspects
From products that we purchase
That we are mortal?
Why do we have that?
It's a decorative toilet
Isn't it novel?
Nothing happens here
That would need air freshener
To make it better
We do not excrete
The toilet paper you see
Is there for our guests
Inside our bowels
Where you make stinky, we make
Ice cream with sprinkles
Stealthily mother
Creeps out from the hygiene aisle
On boyfriend's day off
What if he suspects
From products that we purchase
That we are mortal?
Why do we have that?
It's a decorative toilet
Isn't it novel?
Nothing happens here
That would need air freshener
To make it better
We do not excrete
The toilet paper you see
Is there for our guests
Inside our bowels
Where you make stinky, we make
Ice cream with sprinkles
Tuesday, April 7, 2009
Tuesday, February 24, 2009
Monday, February 23, 2009
thigh-ku
Spring's storms coming soon,
Rolling thunder, crash and boom
Oh, that's just my thighs
--Sharon
Rolling thunder, crash and boom
Oh, that's just my thighs
--Sharon
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